1 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:21,890 Oh, stepdaughter is not allowed to be annoyed. 2 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:23,470 I'm being serious. 3 00:00:23,730 --> 00:00:24,250 Somebody mean to you? 4 00:00:25,230 --> 00:00:26,230 Well, not really. 5 00:00:26,650 --> 00:00:28,470 I was just at the beach, like, trying to have fun. 6 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:31,750 And mom was kind of ruining the whole thing for me. 7 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:37,690 Yeah, well, that's, you know, that's what happens when you're here with your mom. 8 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:40,610 I guess so. 9 00:00:41,850 --> 00:00:43,350 I just don't know what to do down there. 10 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:46,570 Jess cut her off some slack. She's been really stressed with work. 11 00:00:46,730 --> 00:00:48,210 You know, she's just trying to kind of cut loose. 12 00:00:48,210 --> 00:00:55,890 You know, I just, we got kind of a fight this morning, so I just didn't want to feel, like, just figure out of what her do her thing, you know? 13 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:57,110 You're going to fight? 14 00:00:58,210 --> 00:00:59,310 Yeah, it's just like, I don't know. 15 00:00:59,490 --> 00:01:00,610 It's just about dumb stuff. 16 00:01:03,070 --> 00:01:04,230 Well, that's not good. 17 00:01:04,610 --> 00:01:06,850 I mean, we're on vacation. We should all be having fun. 18 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:09,190 That's what happens on vacation all the times. 19 00:01:12,390 --> 00:01:13,070 It's stressful. 20 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:16,530 Yeah, but she doesn't have to be drunk the whole time. 21 00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:18,030 I mean, she was just down there drinking. 22 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,070 with all these people. 23 00:01:20,430 --> 00:01:22,390 And I mean, I had no one to hang out with. 24 00:01:22,590 --> 00:01:24,170 All the people down there were super weird. 25 00:01:25,470 --> 00:01:26,570 Everybody was super weird. 26 00:01:26,950 --> 00:01:28,690 Yes. The boys were so ugly. 27 00:01:31,390 --> 00:01:32,490 I just wanted to have fun. 28 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:34,610 Flirt and be like, stupid girl. 29 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:39,930 I'm sure there's some, there's, I'm sure there, 30 00:01:40,190 --> 00:01:42,290 you could have went to like another part of the beach probably, maybe. 31 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:47,090 Wasn't anybody playing volleyball or something? 32 00:01:47,370 --> 00:01:48,190 Like, you could have done some. 33 00:01:48,210 --> 00:01:51,970 No, this beach is like so lame. There's literally nothing around. 34 00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:56,190 It's literally just the beach. And I feel like random stores. 35 00:01:57,510 --> 00:02:00,290 Yeah, this, yeah, this beach kind of suck. 36 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:04,870 Yeah. Yes, it does. But now I don't know what to do. 37 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:09,450 Do you have any suggestions? 38 00:02:11,110 --> 00:02:12,450 Why did you just go swimming? 39 00:02:13,450 --> 00:02:17,030 Well, there's not like a pool around here. It's literally just the beach. 40 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:18,190 Yeah, you swim at the beach. 41 00:02:18,210 --> 00:02:22,210 with the sharks. Why would I want to go swimming alone with the sharks? 42 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,310 You could have convinced Mom to go in with you. 43 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:29,150 Mom can't swim right now. She's hammered. 44 00:02:30,730 --> 00:02:30,870 Really? 45 00:02:31,690 --> 00:02:33,790 Yes. Wow, that kind of makes sense. 46 00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:37,210 Yeah, she's getting more... I... maybe I shouldn't say that. 47 00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:42,650 But she's just, she's doing a lot more than I am, so... 48 00:02:42,650 --> 00:02:43,530 Why do you mean? 49 00:02:45,690 --> 00:02:47,990 Why just mean like she's hanging out? 50 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,270 a bunch of people and all drunk and stuff. 51 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:52,250 What kind of people? 52 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:58,690 Like guys. But they're just like just guys and like a few girls. 53 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,520 Like... They're just drinking. You know? 54 00:03:11,340 --> 00:03:13,600 Was she doing all their stuff with those guys? 55 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:19,580 I don't know. I don't know if I should say all that, but... 56 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:20,520 You know. 57 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:23,060 Yeah. 58 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:25,620 I mean... 59 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:28,380 You can tell me, I'm like not... 60 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:33,200 I mean, I kind of know your mom's probably, probably been cheating on me for a little while now. 61 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:34,920 You knew? 62 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,800 Yeah, I mean, yeah, kind of. 63 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,980 Well, I don't want to say anything before. 64 00:03:43,420 --> 00:03:44,480 I just... 65 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,400 What, did you see her do something with a guy? 66 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:50,500 Kind of. Yeah. I just didn't want to say. 67 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,600 I don't want to say anything because I want to, like, hurt your feelings or anything. 68 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:55,860 No, that's all right. 69 00:03:57,020 --> 00:04:00,760 No, I kind of, like, I kind of, I kind of, I've kind of, like, suspected for a while. 70 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,520 But, like, I don't know. 71 00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:08,440 I kind of was hoping maybe that wasn't true, but I kind of... 72 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,640 I don't know, that sucks, but... 73 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,060 I mean, you're just okay with her cheating on you? 74 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:17,840 No, I'm not, like, okay with it. I just... 75 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,160 I don't know. What am I supposed to do? 76 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,240 Yelled her about it. 77 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:22,660 I don't know. 78 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:28,680 I just figured maybe we're just going through a rough patch the last couple years and maybe things will get better. 79 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:33,080 Well, I mean, if she's cheating on you, don't you think you should just cheat on her? 80 00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:34,760 It's the only way to make it fair. 81 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,720 That's not how it works. 82 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,200 I mean, why not? 83 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:43,120 That's kind of how it works. 84 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:45,460 Someone does something, you do it back. 85 00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:46,780 I'm... 86 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,880 I'm too old for that nonsense. 87 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:50,620 No? 88 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:52,220 Dude, you're attractive. 89 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,080 I'm sure you could get plenty of girls if you really wanted to. 90 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,400 Oh, well, yeah, well, you're my daughter. 91 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,000 You're just being nice to me, but I don't think I could, uh... 92 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,020 I am not just being nice. 93 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:12,100 I mean, I get, like, horny, yeah, I mean, because you're like your mom and I barely sleep together anymore, but... 94 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:14,820 I mean, I've thought about it, but I just don't, like... 95 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:17,120 I don't think I'd be very successful with the ladies anymore. 96 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,560 Okay, first of all, I have eyes. 97 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,520 so I can see you. 98 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,660 Which means I'm calling you attractive, not just as your daughter. 99 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:27,540 You could get girls. 100 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:29,660 Why don't you try? 101 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:32,760 I mean, like, how much was supposed to do that? 102 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,580 Get on like Tinder or something? 103 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:38,580 Go out. Go out with me to the beach. 104 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:39,960 Why don't you come? 105 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:41,560 Go out. 106 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,120 To the beach. 107 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:47,080 We could go have fun. We could go find you some girls. 108 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,300 Get late or something. I don't know. 109 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:49,860 I don't know. 110 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:50,620 I'm gonna be all weird. 111 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:54,720 You could help me get laid. 112 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:57,200 Yeah, probably. 113 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,100 I don't know if that's the best idea. 114 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,560 Well, why not? 115 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:05,980 Come on, let's go. 116 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,380 Let's go down. 117 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:10,700 What? 118 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,560 What? We do it? 119 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:13,020 Please. 120 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:14,800 We should go. 121 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,920 We can go have fun. 122 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:18,760 You're on vacation. 123 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:21,260 Come on. 124 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:22,800 You're a crazy person. 125 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:23,380 No. 126 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:24,860 I'm being serious. 127 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:26,800 Mom can go do what she wants. 128 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:30,160 But my vacation shouldn't be ruined and neither should yours because of it. 129 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:30,640 Come on. 130 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:31,540 Okay, okay. 131 00:06:32,020 --> 00:06:33,020 All right, fine. 132 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:33,800 Okay, we can go. 133 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,140 Just get off. 134 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,380 No, come on. 135 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:36,820 Okay, yeah. 136 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:37,380 No, I'm going. 137 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:37,940 I'm going. 138 00:06:38,540 --> 00:06:39,000 I can go. 139 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,240 Yeah, I'm coming. 140 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:40,660 I'm going. 141 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,720 Dad, what was that? 142 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:43,400 What? 143 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,360 Is it a boner? 144 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:46,340 No. 145 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,900 What are you talking about? 146 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:48,740 Let's go. 147 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,220 You're lying. Yes, you do. 148 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:51,320 No, I don't. 149 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:52,380 Yes, you do. 150 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,360 You can't let me, Dad. 151 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,480 You have a boner. 152 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:55,500 I just felt it. 153 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,160 I don't. 154 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:57,820 Well, okay. 155 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,820 If it helps, it was kind of big. 156 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,000 I told you, you wouldn't have any problems getting girls. 157 00:07:03,980 --> 00:07:05,840 I don't have a boner. What are you talking about? 158 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:07,180 Let me see. 159 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:08,660 No, you can see it. 160 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:09,720 Let me see it. 161 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:10,720 What are you doing? 162 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:10,980 Stop. 163 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,240 Let me see it. 164 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,820 You have a big dig. 165 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,600 Oh my god, you can get so many girls. 166 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:18,740 You can get so many girls. 167 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:20,340 Okay. 168 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,760 I mean, it's not... 169 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:24,720 Well... 170 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,660 Why can't I help you? 171 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:29,400 What? 172 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:32,560 Like, that problem you're having? 173 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,540 How long has it been since you've had sex with mom? 174 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,900 Like, I don't know, like three months? 175 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:40,020 Three months? 176 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:40,720 Yeah. 177 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,520 That is so long. 178 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,840 Well, yeah, it's not ideal. 179 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:48,880 Well, why can't I help you out? 180 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:49,820 Because you? 181 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,420 You're my daughter, you crazy person? 182 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:52,780 Okay, come on. 183 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,620 First of all, stepdad. 184 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,880 And second of all, we're on vacation. 185 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:02,400 You haven't had sex and there's no cute boys on the beach for me. 186 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,320 You like it? You think it's nice? 187 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,020 I think it's a really good dick. 188 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,100 It's bigger than anyone I've had before. 189 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:11,540 Really? 190 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:12,480 Yeah. 191 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,720 I don't think I've had a dick this good. 192 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:17,220 So you know, say your dad though you shouldn't. 193 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,100 That's crazy. 194 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,580 I mean, come on. 195 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:22,200 Why not? We're on vacation. 196 00:08:23,980 --> 00:08:25,540 Do you promise you won't tell anybody? 197 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,620 I won't tell anybody. 198 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,140 Please. Can we please? 199 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:33,980 Do it for me. 200 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:36,480 I just want to help you out. 201 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,140 So you didn't have any, like, drinks with your mom, did you? 202 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:46,000 No. I can't even drink. 203 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,320 Well, yeah, I didn't know if she, like, snuck you so much something. 204 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:51,420 No. 205 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:53,540 Please. 206 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:54,840 Okay, okay, okay. 207 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:56,860 Oh, fuck. 208 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:03,770 Look, it was a big dick. Mom's missing out. 209 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:39,980 Anything for you? 210 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:51,700 That's wow. 211 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:54,220 I figured you only like guys like your own, you know? 212 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:55,240 No. 213 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,080 I don't like guys my age. 214 00:09:57,220 --> 00:09:57,780 They suck. 215 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,840 And they're so ugly and small. 216 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:05,060 I like older guys and bigger guys. 217 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,540 I guess this is like vacation, right? 218 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,360 No, no. 219 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:18,520 It's not like, it doesn't really count. 220 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,180 I don't tell anyone. 221 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,320 Like, nobody's school or anything, okay? 222 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,680 I just don't want to get in trouble. 223 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,560 You won't get in trouble. 224 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,530 You look really good at a fucking dick. 225 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:53,530 We're doing a good job? 226 00:10:53,690 --> 00:10:53,890 Yeah. 227 00:10:54,430 --> 00:10:55,310 To make you proud? 228 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,890 Yeah, way better than your mom. 229 00:10:58,590 --> 00:10:58,710 Good. 230 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:00,790 You deserve it. 231 00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:01,490 Girl. 232 00:11:02,030 --> 00:11:07,270 Yeah, that's it. 233 00:11:07,270 --> 00:11:07,550 Good girl. 234 00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:13,670 Oh, I'm such a big dick. 235 00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:52,750 God is so big in my mouth. 236 00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:09,550 I don't think so hard. 237 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,230 It's so fucking hard. 238 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:11,990 So hard. 239 00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:14,250 So hard for me. 240 00:12:20,550 --> 00:12:23,490 You want this hard dick in my little pussy? 241 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:25,690 Yeah. 242 00:12:27,010 --> 00:12:27,150 Yeah. 243 00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:27,390 You sure? 244 00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:29,990 Yeah. We're on vacation. Why not? 245 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:30,710 Okay, I'm right. 246 00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:59,410 Wait, sweetie, you have any condoms? 247 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:00,530 No. 248 00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:03,610 I should use a condom, right? 249 00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:07,070 No, why would it matter? You're my dad. 250 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:10,210 Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense. 251 00:13:12,010 --> 00:13:12,510 Okay. 252 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,560 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 253 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:22,820 Oh my god. 254 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:28,750 Oh, that's so big. 255 00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:30,830 Oh, so you're right tight. 256 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:33,750 I've got any guy I've had before. 257 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:29,400 What? 258 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:32,560 Oh. 259 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:05,780 Oh. 260 00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:07,300 Oh. 261 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:09,560 Oh. 262 00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:58,860 That was really good. 263 00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:00,820 Did you vacation a little better now? 264 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:01,400 Yes.